Quail? What is this?

My name is dangersecond. I'm a 22 year old girl who majored in Creative Writing and Film History at a prestigious East Coast liberal arts college. I graduated a semester ahead of my peers and went on to do absolutely nothing because I couldn't get a job, although I did get quite a bit of writing done. I eventually moved to Southern California with my partner, where within a couple of weeks I got hired as a tutor for a bright, energetic and creative young woman who will from here on be referred to as "12". 12 is absolutely brilliant. I don't mean in her ability to do school work, where she is pretty appropriate for her age and level of education, but in her amazing brain. 12 can come up with ridiculous things out of thin air. She just says things. Crazy things that I couldn't think up if I tried. This blog is dedicated to the things that 12 says. I hope you enjoy it.